After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria. ” The nun said, “I understand completely. ” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Syria either.”
Related Posts
Dolly Parton Says She Will No Longer Be Touring And Instead Will Spend Time At Home With Her Husband
Dolly Parton Announces Retirement from Touring While Continuing Music and Film Ventures Legendary Career and Farewell from Touring At 76, Dolly Parton has etched her name into the annals of country music and show business, becoming an iconic figure whose performances have enamored audiences. Despite her lifelong commitment to the stage, the beloved Tennessee native […]